Haiku Clarifications and a New Haiku!

Well apparently people took the haikus a little too literally (ie loved them too much). Although they are, in fact, rough haikus, they are tongue-in-cheek creations only inspired by comments Amy made. Thus, I (Ian) have been liberally ghost-writing, taking words out of her mouth and putting them to verse.

OK, clarification enough. Without further ado, "Geckos Are Our Friends", a haiku inspired by Amy Howell:

I don't mind geckos
But I'd rather not have them
In our room with us

So please get that cute
Gecko away from our bed
And I mean right now